…my recent move into a new apartment space inspired my inner wannabe domestic goddess, I’m just not sure she’s ready to be unleashed. being in my vintage kitsch kitchen for long hours (yes I realise it shouldn’t take that long) baking muffins whilst wearing a polka dot red apron is a re-invented fifties domestic goddess fantasy…some women can skillfully pull it off, some others well…
This is the first of a series entitled: hello my name is sarah and I’m a domestic goddess, missing….. presumed non existent
Deciding to embrace the slight mishaps that appear to befall me in the home I thought I’d share them with you as they are invariably amusing, yet surprisingly enough work out well in the end and hopefully there are thousands of others out there who can empathise with my domestic disasters. having previously avoided this pretty well as ‘women came out of the kitchen’, it is a cruel twist in feminist liberalism that it’s now fashionable to be expected to go back and be a kitchen goddess as well as everything else!
My effort to correct what would have appeared to have been the simple oversight of using the wrong muffin trays shortly after placing them in the oven did not take into account my apparent unskilful use of the tea towel (never got on with oven gloves: another clear inadequacy of kitchen prowess). In doing so I obviously burnt myself horrendously and dropped my poor unsuspecting sloppy muffins everywhere…
In pain and in stitches as to the ridiculous slop they lay before me… I rallied my inner domestic calm and rescued the situation…and the muffins actually turned out edible and in fact rather ‘sweet’.
sarah: fighting one domestic crisis at a time…
